new year's

H (and lots of alcohol) made Lola cry.
Sweetness was stranded in Brooklyn.
Boyfriend puked five fucking times.

Oh hey, 2010!

-Jade

christmas wish

Merry Christmas!

After thinking long and hard, I realized that there's only one thing I want this year -- Asians to stop dying their hair. Please, we know your hair is black. Do you really think you're fooling anyone with those honey highlights? What's worse is when they wear colored contacts, too. I know the goal is to look like an anime character, but there's such a thing as taking it too far...

In all seriousness, I told Boyfriend I wanted a fitness ring for Christmas (Lola told me they were amazing). He looked at me like I was crazy. "A... fitness ring?" Yes, god damn it, a fitness ring! I'd rather have toned abs than another plush Korean thing.

vs.

It's a win-win, sweetie.

-Jade